I named my pager, isn't that cute?
You should too
So what's your pagers name? I'm waiting
People give me a hard time 'cos I have a wooden ass
That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom
So just get over it okay
I got 3D vision and cable TV
I'm not a star, baby
I'm a trip, can you dig me?
I like coffee, I feel tired
I got a Dukes of Hazard tattoo
And it's not even on the frickin' TV anymore
My friend Doris says I should go to church more
So I told her, "Go to hell okay, just go to hell"
I'm simple but I'm complicated, it was Daddy's idea
To show Morse code on walkie talkies, we're rich now
Enjoy the lyrics !!!