Let me tell you 'bout a girl I know
I drag her around wherever I go
This little woman drives me insane
She's tied to my ankle with a ball and chainFor sixteen years she's been hangin' around
Try'n' to bury me in a hole in the ground
Well I think it's time that I even the score
There's only room for one in this cage o' yoursDon't save me, when I am startin' to drown
Don't use me, when you don't want me around
Just be my slave girl, 'cause that's all I need
So take a little step back to the stone age with me, goWell I hear a strange noise as I lie in my bed
I feel a lotta water drippin' on my head
I look around tried to see through my hair
You left me alone, but do you think I care?'Cause you move me when I was taking my time
You abuse me when I am idle lying
You try to warn me of the DJ's sign
So watch out, goWell you got me in the bondage
Of another age
You drive me to destruction in a primitive way
I cant control my instincts when I hear her say
"Just turn around and see me if you lose your way"So tell my Chain Gang
That you are along with me
I will be your caveman
It's basic as can be
I am not a sane man
I'm just God of misery