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Slipshod

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"Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice"Get me the manager

"Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"First of all I was greeted with a grimace

Service with a sneer

He don't want to be hereSecond of all I was seated by the window

And the draft was a serious inconvenienceThere was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine

We put our order in - I can't believe the time

This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen

Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain't in seasonMy impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth

And your head looks like it was carved out of a nutRory C, well, tell 'em...

I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes

This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits!"Please don't raise your voice in here sir

This is a respected establishment

I'm sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"Oh really? Well that's a great vase you got there

It'd be a real shame if something happened to it...Slipshod, kick it

Cunt

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