Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said, "Please, don't go"Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me homeGrandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me homeHad to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too goodGrandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me homeGrandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me homeShe said, "Why don't you stop your crying
Go outside and ride your bike"
That's what I did, I killed my toeGrandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me homeGrandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me homeAfter dinner I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's armsGrandma take me home
Grandma take me home
Grandma take me homeI wanna be alone