Smoke Two Joints

I smoke two joints in the morning

I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joint in the afternoon

It makes me feel all rightI smoke two joints in time of peace

And two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

And then I smoke two moreDaddy he once told me

"Son, you be hard workin' man"

And momma she once told me

"Son, you do the best you can"

Then one day I meet a man

He came to me and said

"Hard work good and hard work fine

But first take care of head"Whoa rock me to the night

Ja say