So You Want to Be a Rock 'N' Roll Star

So you want to be a rock and roll star?

Then listen now to what I say

Just get an electric guitar

Then take some timeAnd learn how to play

And with your hair swung right

And your pants too tight

It's gonna be all rightThen it's time to go downtown

Where the agent man won't let you down

Sell your soul to the company

Who are waiting there to sell plastic wareAnd in a week or two

If you make the charts

The girls'll tear you apart

The price you paid for your riches and fameWas it all a strange game?

You're a little insane

The money, the fame, and the public acclaim

Don't forget who you areYou're a rock and roll star

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