So You Want to Be a Rock 'N' Roll Star

So you want to be a rock and roll star

Then listen now to what I say

Just get an electric guitar

Then take some time

And learn how to playAnd with your hair swung right

And your pants too tight

It's gonna be all right

Then it's time to go downtown

Where the agent man won't let you downSell your soul to the company

Who are waiting there to sell plastic ware

And in a week or two

If you make the charts

The girls'll tear you apartThe price you paid for your riches and fame

Was it all a strange game? You're a little insane

The money, the fame, and the public acclaim

Don't forget who you are

You're a rock and roll star