Cold and windy
Dark and stormy
Let me float your way
Please don't ignore me
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
(An ambient man)
A trick of the light to love you tonight
You don't understand, there's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy manCan't you see me?
Why can't you see me?
I'm all around, all cold and dreamy
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
(A wisp of smoke man)
To waft over you and cloud up your view
So show me your hands and wave them right through a soft, fuzzy manAlthough I have no arms to hold you in a human passion burns within me
I need to feel like I exist
So please baby please baby step into the mistDon't be nervous
No, don't be nervous
I'm not like other guys who have a surface
What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man
(An atmospheric man)
A shimmering puff of indistinct love
What's better than the vague embrace of a soft, fuzzy man?Who seeps through your thoughts
Who makes you see spots
Who floats through the air
Who plays with your hairI know it sounds crazy
But once you go hazy
You'll understand
I'm your soft, fuzzy man