Some guys can only whine that life ain't fair
Cryin like a baby ever since they lost their hair
Well get plugs and take drugs, try to grow it back
Never saw the point of worryin who needs that heart attack?
If the guys only knew man, theyd be green
If they saw the look in the eye of my beauty queen
Man would that cause a sceneCause Im her solar powered sex machine
Shes addicted to me like a hot little cup of caffeine
Well Im her solar powered sex machine
When she walks by with wet hair from the shower
Never any guessin how were gonna kill an hour
Im her solar powered sex machine
She likes me down to the skin and her man not too thin
Loves the way I make her eyes roll back and her head spin
Im her solar powered sex machineYou wont see me sleepin in till noon
Or up all night howlin at the moon [tuning on moon]
Who cares if youre forty cause you still got plenty
Im a one-woman man even though Im wired for 220
Shes the only one that makes me wanna work it
She just cant get enough loves how I overload her circuit
When she rubs my head three wishes I grant
Its at times that this that our clothes get scant