Some people tell me I got great legs
Cant figure out why you make me beg
Does not compute, dont not computeYou think youre special, well so do I
Why do special women make me cry?
Does not compute, it dont not computeMust be something in the water they drink
Its been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?Some people think Im kinda cute
But that dont compute when it comes to you
It dont compute, somethin, mama, dont computeWhats the hangup? Whats the scam?
Guess you think Im just another one, one of your fans
It dont compute, somethin, honey, dont computeMust be something in the water they drink
Its been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water you drink
Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?I've got to get to you, babySome people think Im kinda smart
Why must a fella stop with you before he starts?
It dont compute, mama, somethin dont computeId buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars
But you gotta talk to me, baby, tell me who you really areMust be something in the water they drink
Its been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water you drink
Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drinkMust be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drink
Must be something in the water they drinkWhy? Why?
I do love you, I do
Or else I wouldn't go through all the things I do