When your pubic hair's on fire, something's wrong
When you think you're the Messiah, something's wrong
You mistake a plane for Venus, something's wrong
When your girlfriend's got a penis, something's wrong, something's wrongSomething's wrong
Something's wrongWhen you like music more than life, something's wrong
You start sleeping as you drive, something's wrong
When your favorite drink is thinner, something's wrong
When you're proud to be a sinner, something's wrong, something's wrongSomething's wrong
Something's wrongWhen a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong
When your president's an actor, something's wrong
When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong
If you think that this song matters, something's wrong, something's wrongSomething's wrong
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