Knock on the door, its early morning
Man in a suit says he wants to talk to me
About the big JC, who the fuck is he?Each time that he takes a bible
Says he was a man just like you and me
Oh, woo pee deeI dont like his suit and I dont like his tie
And I dont like the fact hes so happy
It cant be for me, the big JCSometimes the wheels fall off
And sometimes you cant get up
And sometimes I just sit and think
And I dont talk muchSometimes the world moves fast
And sometimes you cant keep up
And sometimes I just sit and think
And I dont think much, no I dont think much
No I dont think muchBoy on the pavement, hes looking a picture
He looks like the eighties, Oh why did it happen to me?
Twice in a life time now, twice in a life time LordMy teenage years tryna not look like
Somebody like him, but what can I do?Shoulder pads and belts, Morten Harket in tights
Oh, Im sorry theyre jeans, how did ya get them on?
Will they ever come off? Will they ever come off?Sometimes the wheels fall off
And sometimes you cant get up
And sometimes I just sit and think
And I dont talk muchSometimes the world moves fast
And sometimes you cant keep up
And sometimes I just sit and think
And I dont think much, no I dont think much
No I dont think muchKnock on the door, its early evening, its dangerous Dave
Hes come to break my house cos hes a dangerous sod
But I like him a lotAnd we talk about music and we talk about friends
Before we realize that we dont know much about either of them
And thats the way things are between Dave and meShoulder pads and belts, Morten Harket in tights
Oh, Im sorry theyre jeans, but how did ya get them on?
Will they ever come off? Will they ever come off?Sometimes the world moves fast
And sometimes you cant get up
And sometimes I just sit and think
And I dont talk muchSometimes the wheels fall off
And sometimes you cant get up
And sometimes I just sit and think
And I dont think much, no I dont think much
No I dont think much, no I dont think much
No I dont think much