If you got the looks and if you got the goods
I suppose you could make it anywhere
You want to get made and you want to get laid
My model agent says you gots to get paidYou got a special gift
You can't just give it away for free
I don't give it up for freeAnd when my daddy calls asking
How it's going on them streets
All I can say is, "I'm not exactly a salesman"Sure there's a product I'm selling, oh, ho
Guess you could say I'm an actor
But acting's not what they're after, no not quiteInsurance service is so popular here
More popular than acting or a modeling career
This city has quite the service in the streetSmall town Adonis hits the metropolis
Brought down to his knees
Guess I'm a so-so gigolo, so-so gigoloEvery audition my agent commissions
Isn't so much an audition, so much as a job
I guess a job's a jobI thought if they just saw how bad I wanted the part
The very least they'd have to take pity on me
Hey, a word this city's never heardSo-so gigolo, so-so gigolo
So-so gigolo, so-so gigolo
So-so gigoloI'm not exactly a salesman
Sure there's a product I'm selling, oh, hoSo-so-so gigoloGuess you could say I'm an actor
But acting's not what they're after