Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl
SpamWhen I was a child
My family was so poor
They didn't have the finer things
In life to eatSo they had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute
For meat, it wasSpam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl
SpamTo get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner
That never knew defeatAnd when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
It wasSpam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl
SpamS P A M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S P A M
Again and again and again and againS P A M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S P A M
Again and again and again and againSo go and forget your O S C A R
There's one meat by-product
That's best by far
It'sSpam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl
Spam, everybody