Well, there's women in the city that make me feel shitty
There's some that make me pack a wad
But the ones that are fine, will never be mine
They won't even give me the time of dayI ain't got no money, I ain't got no home
I gotta find me a bim to live with tonightSport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day I die, yeah yeahWell, my woody gets big when you're takin' a swig
And your drink's makin' you loosen up
Starts a talkin' to me, well, look down and you'll see
What the hell I've been talkin' aboutI ain't got no money, I ain't got no home
I gotta find me a bim to live with tonightSport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day I die, yeah yeahDon't know what I'm gonna do, can't stop lookin' at you
'Cause you're sure lookin' nice to me
Well, I wish you were sedated
So I could at least penetrate you for an hour, maybe three, yeahI can't go downtown much, all the working girl butts
You know they really make my woody happy
But in the night clubs as such and all the corner sluts
Might just make my waistband go snappySport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody
Sport'n a woody, for the rest of my life I'll beSport'n a woody, when you're walkin' by
Sport'n a woody, when you're titties fly
Sport'n a woody, rippin' my fly
Sport'n a woody, till the day I die, yeah, yeah, yeah