I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen And knock her upper during supper Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, 'cause here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble YumKnick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, babyI was givin' some head
to some french bread
It was a four course orgy
on the spread of my bedFrench kissin' french fries
in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration
with a fork and a spoonI got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans
Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze From the skeez disease, wooi!Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roastKnick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back Bananarama or ramabanana Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa CabanaSqueeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bolognaYou gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinnerChef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough....boyKnick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, babyWe came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat