March, April, May
She crammed night and day
I hadn't seen her smile in a whileMarch, April, May
She crammed night and day
I hadn't seen her smile in a whileStaircase at the university
She threw herself down and her head split three ways"If you don't get three As," her sweet daddy said
You're no child of mine and as far as I'm concerned, you're dead
"If you don't get three As," her sweet daddy said
You're no child of mine and as far as I'm concerned, you're deadStaircase at the university
She threw herself down and her head split three ways"If you don't get three As," her lovely boyfriend said
Your shame is sure to stain the family name
"If you don't get three As," her lovely boyfriend said
Your shame is sure to stain the family nameStaircase at the university
She threw herself down and her head split three waysCrammin', jammin', pack-em-in rammin'
Chock-a-block box, power study, polish up
And if it breaks your heart then don't come running to meCrammin', jammin', pack-em-in rammin'
Chock-a-block box, power study, polish up
And if it breaks your legs then don't come running to me