Stalker

Ohh ohh ohh

Ohh ohh ohh

She calls me on the phone hoping that I'm home

And that I'm all alone

But when I say hello I only hear dial tone

She thinks that I'm her own

Outside my window she crept, watching my every step

Ohh ohh ohh, she's following me

Ohh ohh ohh, she's out of her tree

Ohh ohh ohh, she's off of her rocker

I want to marry my stalker

Ohh ohh ohh

Ohh ohh ohh

Sometimes she says she's my mom, looks like she doesn't belong

She's my own peeping tom

Flowers every day, the cops they tell her to stay

Five-hundred feet all away

She's sleeping on my doorstep, she hasn't hurt me yet

Ohh ohh ohh, she's following me

Ohh ohh ohh, she's out of her tree

Ohh ohh ohh, she's off of her rocker

I want to marry my, I want to marry my, I want to marry my stalker

This morning she wasn't there

I hope that she still cares

I almost gave up hope, but today I awoke

To a private note

She says, she's going to jail for going through my mail

But she'll stay on my trail

Ohh ohh ohh, she's following me

Ohh ohh ohh, she's out of her tree

Ohh ohh ohh, she's off of her rocker

I want to marry my stalker

Ohh ohh ohh, she's following me

Ohh ohh ohh, she's out of her tree

Ohh ohh ohh, she's off of her rocker

I want to marry my, I want to marry my, I want to marry my stalker

Ohh ohh ohh

Ohh ohh ohh

(I want to marry my stalker)