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Star Trek Intro

Captain, the transporters readyThat's hip

Lieutenant Marvin, what is the condition of the planets surface?It is difficult to be precise

However, my instruments indicate

A condition of extreme rigor mortis, spreading rapidly throughout the population

Highly illogical, CaptainA bunch of stiffs, huh?

Well, set coordinates for, ah

Chocolate City, and have a landing party of

Nine men beam down immiediately, with phasers set on funk-funk

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