Star Trekkin' across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the Universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse!
There's KlingOns on the starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
Starboard bow.
There's KlingOns on the starboard bow,
Starboard bow, Jim.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
Not as we know it,
Not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
Not as we know it, captain.
There's KlingOns on the starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
Starboard bow.
There's KlingOns on the starboard bow,
Starboard bow, Jim.
Star Trekkin' across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the Universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse!
MEDICAL UPDATE
It's worse than that; he's dead, Jim,
Dead, Jim,
Dead, Jim.
It's worse than that; he's dead, Jim,
Dead, Jim, dead.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
Not as we know it,
Not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
Not as we know it, captain.
There's KlingOns on the starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
Starboard bow.
There's KlingOns on the starboard bow,
Starboard bow, Jim.
Starship Captain James T. Kirk.
Aah, we come in peace, shoot to kill,
Shoot to kill,
Shoot to kill,
We come in peace, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill them.
It's worse than that; he's dead, Jim,
Dead, Jim,
Dead, Jim.
It's worse than that; he's dead, Jim,
Dead, Jim, dead.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
Not as we know it,
Not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
Not as we know it, captain.
There's KlingOns on the starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
Starboard bow.
There's KlingOns on the starboard bow,
Scrape them off, Jim!
Star Trekkin' across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the Universe,
Only going forward and things are getting worse!
Ye cannae change the laws of physics,
Laws of physics,
Laws of physics,
Ye cannae change the laws of physics,
Laws of physics, Jim.
Aah, we come in peace, shoot to kill,
Shoot to kill,
Shoot to kill,
We come in peace, shoot to kill
Scottie, beam me up!
It's worse than that; he's dead, Jim,
Dead, Jim,
Dead, Jim.
It's worse than that; he's dead, Jim,
Dead, Jim, dead.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
Not as we know it,
Not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
Not as we know it, captain.
There's KlingOns on the starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
Starboard bow.
There's KlingOns on the starboard bow,
Starboard bow, Jim!
Ye cannae change the script, Jim,
RCA Jimmy!
You're the first to enter physics, Jim.
BRIDGE TO ENGINE ROOM
WARP FACTOR 9
If I give 'er any more, she'll blow!
Star Trekkin' across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the Universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse!
Star Trekkin' across the Universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the Universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse!
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Lyrics submitted by Matthew.