[Close Encounters of the Droid Kind]
You must use the force (repeat ad nauseum)[Raiders of the Lost Wookiee]
Long time ago, far far away (repeat)Kiss a wookie, kick a droid
Fly the falcon through an asteroid
Till the princess is annoyed
This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!Come and help me, Obi-Wan
X-wing fighter and a blaster gun
Dance with Ewoks, oh what fun!
This is spaceships,like the dream im living in it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it![Super Han]
Get in there you big, furry oaf
I couldn't care less what you smell
I take orders from only me
Maybe you'd like it back in your cell
Your Highness, your worshipfulness, your highness, your worshipfulnessNo one cares if you upset a droid
(nobody cares if you upset a droid)
That's because droids don't tear your arms out of socket.
(nobody cares)
I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookie win
That's because nobody cares if you upset a droid.[ET the DiscoTerrestrial]
Now we listen to Luke whining:
One more season... One more season... One more season... One more season...I was gonna go to Tosche Station for power converters
Now I guess I'm going nowhere.
It just isn't fair.[Jaws: the Wookiee]
Woooooookiee (repeat)Someone move this walking carpet (repeat)Kiss your brother, Kiss your brother (repeat)Princess Leia
Well I guess you don't know anything about women.Who's your daddy? (repeat)[Jurassic Darth]
Luke, I'm your father
(That's not true!)
It is useless to resist
(My hand!)
Come with me my son, We will rule
(I'll never join you!)
Search your feelings it is trueSo you have a twin sister
Who Obi-Wan was wise to hide
(Is that Leia?)
If you will not turn
Then perhaps she will
Give in to your hate
You are mineLong Long Long Time ago... Far Far Far Far AwayLong Long Long Time Ago, Far Far Far Away (repeat)Kiss a wookie
Kick a droid
Fly the falcon
Through an asteroid
Till the princess is annoyed
(She's annoyed!)
This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it, it's trueEpisode 3
Coming to you
In 2005So Let's go
(go go go to the movies)
Stand in line
(buy buy buy me some popcorn)
Cause it's al-
(please I'd like extra butter)
most the time
(Join the dark side...)
May the Force be with you allJohn Williams is the man