You got a problem with my cookie cutter life?
I'll put you back in your place
And if you're looking at my cookie cutter wife
I'll kick the smile off your faceMy only daughter is an honor role student
And a goalie on the soccer ball team
I know it sounds a little boring at the moment
But we ain't exactly what we seemI got a woman with thirty-two teeth
And a daughter at a picket fence
And in the garage sits a little sedan
And a minivan with just a couple of dentsAll for a limited time
It isn't dandy and fine because of my ignorance
Oh, right now it seems to me
My greatest enemy is common senseLeft, right, left, right
Left, right, left, rightStep up, you think you can handle it
Back off, don't make no demands to me
Right now, I'm sick of it all
And I think I might snap with my back to the wall
So c'monThe only problem with my cookie cutter life
It's on me that everyone depends
I always gotta take my cookie cutter knife
And cut myself apart to meet those endsAnd every time I try to sit my family down
Just to talk to me, they never do
I heard it's the only way to really get to know them
Now I know it's trueI finally got a realization of where all my money goes
To my cars, my house and two bars
My wife's ass and up my daughter's noseTold my shrink what I think about it all
And he said that that's the way that it goes
Oh, right now, it doesn't comfort me
To hear this is the life I choseLeft, right, left, right
Left, right, left, rightStep up, you think you can handle it
Back off, don't make no demands to me
Right now, I'm sick of it all
And I think I might snap with my back to the wall
So c'monStep up, you think you can handle it
Back off, don't make no demands to me
Right now, I'm sick of it all
And I think I might snap with my back to the wall
So fuck offLeft, right, left, right
Left, right, left, rightStep up, you think you can handle it
Back off, don't make no demands to me
Right now, I'm sick of it all
And I think I might snap with my back to the wall
So c'monStep up, you think you can handle it
Back off, don't make no demands to me
Right now, I'm sick of it all
And I think I might snap with my back to the wall
So fuck off