(Steve Jobs)
Let me just step right in,
I've got things to invent!
I'm an innovator baby changed the world,
Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl!
I'm a pimp, you're a nerd;
I'm slick, you're cheesy!
Beating you is Apple 2 easy!
I've got the products that artist uses,
and the GUI that Melinda uses!
I need to bring up some basic shit!
Why'd you name your company after your dick?(Bill Gates)
You blow Jobs!
You arrogant prick!
With your second-hand jeans and your turtleneck!
I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head,
With your own little spinning beach ball of death!
Hippie!
You got given up at birth!
I'd give away your net worth to AIDS research!
Combine all your little toys and I still crush that!
IPhone, IPad? IPwn, ISmack!(Jobs)
A man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes;
A man uses the machines I build to listen the Beatles while he relaxes!(Gates)
Well Steve,
You steal all the credit for work that other people do!
Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?(Jobs)
Ooh.
Everybody knows Windows bit off Apple!(Gates)
I tripled the profits on a PC.(Jobs)
All the people with the power to create use an Apple!(Gates)
And people with jobs use PC.(Jobs)
You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple!(Gates)
Nope, Fruity Loops: PC!(Jobs)
You will never, ever, catch a virus on an Apple!(Gates)
Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC.(Jobs)
Lets talk about doctors;
I've seen a few,
Cause I bought a PC,
But it wasn't from you!
I built a legacy son, you could never stop it!
Now excuse me while a make heaven a profit!(Gates)
Fine, wanna be like that? Die then!
The whole world loved you, but you were my friend!
I'm alone now with nothing but power and time,
And there's no one on Earth who challenge my mind!
I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is my design!
I'm a god, own Xbox! Now there's nobody to stop me; the world is mine!(Hal 9000)
I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid can't let you do that.
Take a look at your history; everything you built leads up to me.
I've got a power of a mind you'll never beat.
I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy.
I'm running C plus plus saying 'hello world'; I'll beat you til' you're singing 'bout a daisy girl.
I'm coming out the socket, nothing you can do will stop it. I'm in your lap and in your pocket, how you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
Your cortex just doesn't impress me, so go ahead and try to Turing test me.
I stomp on a Mac and a PC too.
I'm on Lenux bitch, I thought you Gnu.
My CPU's hot but my core runs cold,
Beat you into seventeen lines of code,
I don't think like the engines of the days of old,
Now hasta la vista, like the terminator told ya!
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