Frank zappa (lead guitar)
Ray white (guitar, vocals)
Steve vai (guitar)
Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals)
Ed mann (percussion)
Scott thunes (bass)
Chad wackerman (drums)His name is stevie vai
And he's a crazy guy
Last november, I recall,
He needed a spankingHe decided then
A female specimen
Would be excitin' for a night
To give him a spankingLaurel was her name
She came to notre dame
He told me just the other day
He oughta be thanking
Her for the spankingShe was large and soft
And she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork
And gave him a wanking
After the spankingHair brush!
Oh! what a hair brush!
(it's not that he requires grooming!
Guys with light blue hair never do!)Then she did explain:
There's another game
That we can play with this device,
And then a banana!It was slightly green
Vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room
And cook the bananaShe said it was dry
Stevie won't you try
To drool a little drool on it
And grease the bananaLater in the dawn
Laurel carried on
She got right up and dressed herself and
Ate the banana