I get to the party but I'm too late
And I got stood up on my very first date
I listen to country and everybody goes rock
I get you to the dance floor, that's when the music stopsIt doesn't matter what I do, I just can't seem to win
But here I go againAnd I say, hey, that's the story of my life
I had a good plan but it didn't go right
Oh no, I'm overdrawn
I check my account and the money's all goneWhy me? I don't know what to think
I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks
Seems to be the story of my lifeI pick a slot machine and lose it all again
But when I walk away, someone else always wins
When she finally calls me, I forget my phone
And when I'm starving, you know the kitchen's closedIt doesn't matter what I try, it all ends up the same
And here I go againAnd I say, hey, that's the story of my life
I had a good plan but it didn't go right
Oh no, I'm overdrawn
I check my account and the money's all goneWhy me? I don't know what to think
I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks
Seems to be the story of my lifeJust when it seems like it's turning 'round for me
There's always something that ends up happening
I found my car but I can't find my keysI get to the party a little too late
And once again, the music stops to playHey, that's the story of my life
I had a good plan but it didn't go right
Oh no, I'm overdrawn
I check my account and the money's all goneWhy me? I don't know what to think
I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks
Seems to be the story of my lifeThe story of my life
The story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life