Striptease

You're one mean stripper with a microphone

And I'd respect you more if you just took off your clothes, yeah

You're a waste of free minutes and a dance routine

And your daddy had to buy the record companyGuess, I'll be the bad guy

So get mad at me

I'm only sayin' what everybody thinksYou ain't no Madonna, no, you ain't no pop queen

You're just a primadonna suckin' up the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a striptease, stra-stra-stripteaseI can only listen to you in a magazine

You're the reason there ain't music on MTV

And I got a stack of ones but it ain't for your CD

I'm only sayin' what everybody thinksYou ain't no Madonna, no, you ain't no pop queen

You're just a primadonna suckin' up the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a striptease, stra-stra-stripteaseSo take it off, nice and slow

Or take it off, my radioNow you ain't no Madonna, no, you ain't no pop queen

You're just a primadonna fuckin' up the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a stripteaseYou ain't no Madonna, no, you ain't no pop queen

You're just a primadonna suckin' up the paparazzi

Gotta shake that ass 'cause we know you can't sing

You think that you're the real deal

You're nothin' but a striptease, stra-stra-striptease

Stra-stra-striptease, you're nothin' but a striptease