Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairsClowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with youYes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the placeClowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with youWell, you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends, they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and sayPlease, pleaseTrying to make some sense of it all
But I can see, it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymoreClowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with youAnd you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends, they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and sayPlease, pleaseWell, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairsClowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you