Stupid Little Love Song

It's just a stupid little love song

It's just a stupid little

It's just a stupid little love song

Here we go

Put 'em up, put 'em up, put 'em upGranddad fought in World War II, your cousin landed on the moon

Your mother is a diplomat Senator of Connecticut

Your sister's got a 4.0, your father's got his own talk show

Your brother aced the science test, he found the cure for morning breathI came here by taxi you came by limousine

And all I have to offer you is thisJust a stupid little love song

Three chords and a microphone

Just a stupid little love song

Hip-hop and rock-n-roll

So sit right down and I'll sing this song to you

Put 'em up, put 'em up, put 'em upYou're captain of the football team, a cheerleader's recurring dream

You're on the road to Harvard law, I'm on the bus to ArkansasI stand in your doorway your world looks so enchanting

And all I have to offer you is thisJust a stupid little love song

Three chords and a microphone

Just a stupid little love song

Hip-hop and rock-n-roll

So sit right down and I'll sing this song to you

Put 'em up, put 'em up, put 'em upAnd the moon comes in the window like a spotlight

Listen up 'cause this is real

I sit you down and I begin to gently rock the mic

'Cause I'm trying to tell you what I feel

And we're truly approaching a moment

And then you lean over and say

"What's my name, what's my name, what's my name"

Oh come on, here we go{Hi is Brett home?

Well, will you tell him I came by?}I stand in your driveway

Your world looks so far away and all I have to offer you is thisJust a stupid little love song

Three chords and a microphone

Just a stupid little love song

Hip-hop and rock-n-roll

So sit right down and I'll sing this song to you

Put 'em up, put 'em upJust a stupid little love song

So sit right down and I'll sing this song to you