I'm sorry that I hit you
But my string snapped
I sorry I disturbed your cat-nap
But whilst finishing a chore
I asked myself "what for"
Then something snapped
I had a relapse, a suburban relapse
A relapse, relapse
I was washing up the dishes
Minding my own business
When my string snapped
I had a relapse, a suburban relapse
A relapse, relapse
Should I throw things at the neighbours?
Expose myself to strangers?
Kill myself or you?
Now, memory gets hazy
I think I must be crazy
But my string snapped
I had a relapse, a suburban relapse
A relapse, relapse
Now, memory gets hazy
I think I must be crazy
But my string snapped
I had a relapse, a suburban relapse
A relapse, relapse
A suburban relapse
A suburban relapse
A relapse
Relapse
Relapse
Relapse, relapse, relapse
Relapse
A relapse
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