If I could be a superhero I would be awesome man
I'd fly around the world fighting crime according to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van
Cause I would be awesome man
'Now, some criminals want you to be a criminal and they offer you things like drugs and alcohol. But we know what to do kids, we just say NO.'
If I could be a superhero I would be drug-free boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs and all of the lives they destroy
Well i'd take all the junky he's getting so high and their needles and bombs and their sticks made of tie
As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
Cause I would be drug free boy
If I could be a superhero I'd be immigration dude
I'd send all the foreigner back to their homes for eating up all of our food
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
like landscaping, dish washing, picking our fruit
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brute
Cause I'd be immigration dude
'Now kids, you can make up your very own superhero. If you could, who would it be?'
If I could be a superhero would you be justice guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job to run of to Hawaii with some doctor named bob
Who would skin them and drain them of blood so they die
(Especially Bob)
Then you would be justice guy
Or you could be more subtle no, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lie (especially Bob)
Then you would be justice guy
Yes then you would be
a superhero like me!
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Lyrics submitted by Hannah Dickson.