Surprise Surprise

Surprise, surprise, there's a man downstage

Surprise, surprise, I'm in a bar

Surprise, surprise, it's my turn to play

I'm overworked and underpaidI drive to work in a rented bus

200 miles or more a day

Just so that you can get a look at us

And figure out if we're worth you paidToo many potential flings

Too many bands to depend

Over 60,000 miles, I traveled

To drink more beer than Al Capone bottled

And did he bottleWell, I used to live the nightlife

But now the nightlife's livin' me

Too many times I had too many

Because there's too many people watchin' me

They're watchin' meSurprise, surprise, I remember them all

Surprise, surprise, we ain't pissed them off

Surprise, surprise, I kind of miss the past

Surprise, surprise, it went by so fastSurprise, surprise, surprise, surprise

Surprise, surprise, surprise, surpriseSurprise, surprise