Swedish Designer Drugs

I was shot in the back

By nilfisk addicted cowboys

By jealousy struck

Outnumbered by hard boiled luck

When I showed them the lights

Of my two forty five deep blue break

They all stood up and sang

Bout Swedish designer drugs

I was cutting a tree

And turning my jack into lumber

When the hitmen arrived

On a boat from the isle of song

I was shocked by the nude

Identical twins on my lap

A cross-eyed effect

Of Swedish designer drugs

It's hard to be strong

Depending on northern refineries

How deep is your fjord

How shallow thy watery eyes

How could I recupe

Surrounded by 95 dogma's

Like a reindeer I'm struck

By Swedish designer drugs

I'm dating the maid

And driving electric wheelchairs

I'm cleaning the fish

With biodegradable pride

I was pulling the strings

While playing the fifteenth violin

In a director's cut

Of Swedish designer drugs

I was hurting a fly

And winning all nobely prizes

I was probably drunk

By the probably best beer around

Like a viking in need

I got a medal for bad underacting

They all stood up and sang

About Swedish designer drugs

Swedish designer drugs

It's hard to be strong

How deep is your fjord

When I showed them the lights

They all stood up and sang

About Swedish designer drug

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written by STUYVEN, DAAN

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