Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for long, long years
Stole many a man's soul and faithI was around when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fatePleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
'Cause what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my gameI stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
I killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vainI rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stankPleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
'Cause what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my gameI watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they madeI shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and meLet me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached BombayPleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
'Cause what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my gamePleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
'Cause what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my gamePleased to meet you
Guess my name, guess my name
Pleased to meet you, pleased to meet you
Guess my name, guess my name