T.V. Caesar Mighty Mouse
Holds his court in every house
Spied in every crack and corner
Watch you eat your TV dinnerCreeping in through eyes and ears
Finding out your secret fears
T.V. Caesar Mighty Mouse
Shares the bed in every houseT.V. Caesar Mighty Mouse
Gets the news in every house
Who's been doing what with who
How they do it when they doEvery saint and every sinner
Every fact and every figure
T.V. Caesar Mighty Mouse
Fights the flab in every houseT.V. Caesar Mighty Mouse
Shares the bed in every houseT.V. Caesar Mighty Mouse
Tops the pops in every house
Sandwiched in between the ads
Something for the mums and dadsGreat to have you on the show
Sorry that you've got to go
T.V. Caesar Mighty Mouse
Gets the vote in every houseT.V. Caesar Mighty Mouse
Shares the bed in every house
T.V. Caesar Mighty Mouse
Fights the flab in every house
T.V. Caesar Mighty Mouse
Gets the vote in every houseT.V. Caesar Mighty Mouse
Gets the vote in every house