Tainted food ain't it great
There it sits upon the plate
Insect fragments everywhere
And a piece of someone's hairThis is what they call a stew
You have to fight the urge to spew
On a scale of one to ten
Lets just say its minus friendJust a side of rotten meat
And inside a special treat
Irradiate to kill the germs
Then afterwards they add the wormsTainted meal oh so grand
On the label there's no brand
Grab a fork and scoop it up
Spoiled milk inside the cup
And it hits you oh so quick
Suddenly you're getting sickEmpty cupboard our last meal
After this we'll never heal
Grab a fork and dig right in
It's the worst its ever beenExpiration date last year
Botulism drawing near
Plus it smells like chlorine bleach
Product safety out of reachTainted meal oh so grand
On the label there's no brand
Grab a fork and scoop it up
Spoiled milk inside the cup
And it hits you oh so quick
Suddenly you're getting sick