Take It Like a Man

When the big picture makes you feel small

And your good friends are good for nothing at allDon't pretend that it's not your fault

You gotta take it like a man

When you lash out against society

And your cell-mate says, "You belong to me"

Take it like a man

You gotta take it like a man

Take it like a man

And find yourself in penetentiaryWhen you can't make your prick get hard

Once you realize that you're not in charge

It makes your codpiece feel a little too large

You gotta fake it like a man

Fake it like a manWhen your big-ass truck keeps on breaking down

You wanna holler but you can't make a sound

And your big-barreled gun misfires every round

Take it like a manYou gotta take it like a man