Tanned

The Greek sun made you lovely

But attacked me with its rays.

I feel asleep and burned so badly

I could barely move for the first few days.The girls in front all lay topless

I did my best not to look.

But you could see right through my glasses

As I pretended to read my book.We went for dinner then tried the cocktails

And drank our way through the list.

For the first time in ages we just sat and chatted

Then staggered home happy, tanned and pissed.

Songwriters

Aidan Moffat, Malcolm MiddletonPublished by

Lyrics © Domino Publishing Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.