There's a riot in Room 42
It was chemistry, now it's a zoo
And they kicked out the teacher, Miss Prune
Tuned the heat up to one hundred twoTarzan and Jane
Tarzan and JaneNow they're ripping their shirts and their tights
Now they're swinging from fluorescent lights
Look at Bob, he was getting straight A's
Who's he carrying 'round on his face?Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and JaneNow they've called in the men wearing blue
There's a cameraman from Channel 2
On the news at 11 does Edgar Rice Burroughs
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Tarzan and JaneWell, tomorrow at 7:04
As the principal says, "Shut the door"
They'll be 25 Tarzans and 25 Janes
And a chimp from Zoology 4Tarzan and Jane
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