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Teenage Love On the Phone

Richie: "So ya doin' good?"

Samantha: "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?"

Richie: "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours."

Samantha: "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, and he

doesn't want me on the

phone. So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming."

Richie: "Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance

thi..."

[She hangs up phone]

[Phone rings]

Richie: "Hello?"

Samantha: "Sorry, I thought he was coming."

Richie: "That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet

Samantha: "Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights."

Richie: "Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around..."

[She hangs up phone]

Richie: "Come on.."

[Phone rings]

Richie: "Hey."

Samantha: "Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."

Richie: "That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying? Oh yeah, should I

pick you up at like

seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really

kickin.."

[She hangs up the phone again]

Richie: "Give me a break..."

[Phone rings]

Richie: "Hello."

Samantha: "Sorry. It was just my dog."

Richie: "Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?"

Samantha: "He just thinks I'm on the phone too much. Oh my God, uh, I

gotta go."

Richie: "Don't hang up!"

Samantha: "Richie, I can't talk!"

Richie: "No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk

to him."

Samantha: "It's not my dad."

Richie: "What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?"

Samantha: "Uh, just look Richie, someone is here."

Richie: "Who's there? Is it a guy!?"

Samantha: "Richie!"

Richie: "I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!"

Samantha: "oh.. it's just.. hold on."

[Hands phone to guy]

Richie: "Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my

girl!

You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never

born!"

Buffoon: "Fuckin' shit!"

Richie: "Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy! Don't think I'm kidding

around, man! I'm crazy! I'll

smash your head in! I swear to God!"

Buffoon: "One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts

above her belly

button."

Richie: "Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there

and beat your face in!"

[Richie slams down phone]

Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?"

Buffoon: "My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!"

Samantha: "Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest." [Whispering] "I love you..."

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