I go to college
That makes me so cool
I live in a dorm
And show off by the poolI join the right clubs
Just to build an impression
I block out thinking
It won't get me aheadMy ambition in life
Is to look good on paper
All I want is a slot
In some big corporationBelushi's my hero
I lampoon and I ape him
My news of the world
Comes from Sports IllustratedI'm proud of my trophies
Like my empty beer cans
Stacked in rows up the wall
To impress all my friendsNo, I'm not here to learn
I just want to get drunk
And major in business
And be taught how to fuckWin, win
I always play to win
Wanna fit in like a cog
In the faceless machineI'm a terminal, terminal, terminal preppie
Terminal, terminal, terminal, preppie
Terminal, terminal, terminal, terminal
Terminal, terminal, terminal, terminalI want a wife with tits
Who just smiles all the time
In my centerfold world
Filled with Springsteen and wineSome day, I'll have power
Some day, I'll have boats
A tract in some suburb
With Thanksgivings to hostI'm a terminal, terminal, terminal preppie
Terminal, terminal, terminal preppie
Terminal, terminal, terminal preppie