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Terminal Preppie

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I go to college

That makes me so cool

I live in a dorm

And show off by the poolI join the right clubs

Just to build an impression

I block out thinking

It won't get me aheadMy ambition in life

Is to look good on paper

All I want is a slot

In some big corporationBelushi's my hero

I lampoon and I ape him

My news of the world

Comes from Sports IllustratedI'm proud of my trophies

Like my empty beer cans

Stacked in rows up the wall

To impress all my friendsNo, I'm not here to learn

I just want to get drunk

And major in business

And be taught how to fuckWin, win

I always play to win

Wanna fit in like a cog

In the faceless machineI'm a terminal, terminal, terminal preppie

Terminal, terminal, terminal, preppie

Terminal, terminal, terminal, terminal

Terminal, terminal, terminal, terminalI want a wife with tits

Who just smiles all the time

In my centerfold world

Filled with Springsteen and wineSome day, I'll have power

Some day, I'll have boats

A tract in some suburb

With Thanksgivings to hostI'm a terminal, terminal, terminal preppie

Terminal, terminal, terminal preppie

Terminal, terminal, terminal preppie

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