Well, he caught her doin 90 at the top of a hill
He called out, "Get over, now, who you tryin to kill?"
Oh, she caught her reflection in a mirror on his face
In her K-mart collection of leather and laceThey followed the directions to the letter of the law
And in a turn of events, she told him, "Up against the wall"
She took a look around and said, "Cant you feel the danger?
Baby, wont you be my Texas ranger?"Callin help
Please, wont somebody rescue me?
Ill be around now, dont be a stranger
I just wanna be your Texas rangerHe said, "My momma calls me Sonny but you can call me Ray
I bring love to justice, Im in it for the game"
With a black-belt in flirtation, she put him to the test
So they made a reservation in the wild, wild west
And they heard him call as she fell into favor
"Baby, wont you be my Texas ranger?"Callin help
Please lock me up and lose the key
Well, the arms of the law getcha sooner or later
Baby, wont you be my Texas ranger?Oh, save me Texas, I want you to help me, help me
Damsel in distress
Ooh, Im all out of breath
And Im in a cold sweat, yeahCallin help
Please lock me up and lose the key
Gonna shoot out the lights, wake up the neighbors
Baby, wont you be my Texas ranger?Take me, take me
Take me to Texas, baby
Wont you be my Texas ranger?
I just wanna be your Texas ranger