It's a battle of the culinary arts
In that boiling land
You met your mate over across that river
And some good old heroinIn Thailand
Thailand
Thailand
ThailandInto our lovely story, who do we insert
But the mighty, mighty Steve Willoughby
He went searching for some big Buddha in a raincoat
But met a wife half the size of heIn Thailand
Thailand
Thailand
Thailand
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