That Certain Party

Has she got naughty eyes

Yes, she has got naughty eyes

That certain, that certain party

You know the one I mean

Sure you know the one I mean

That certain party of mine

Naughty eyes, turned up nose

Rosy cheeks and pretty clothes, not a smarty

Has she got loving ways

Sure, she has got loving ways

That certain party of mine

Hey Dean, remember the old time Vaudeville

Around nineteen twenty-four? Why, sure I do?

With those corny jokes like, “Can you stand on your head?”

Nah, it's too high

Ugh, ugh, nothing, we better sing

Has she got you know what

Yes, she has got you know what

That certain, that certain party

Has she got, I forgot

Yes, she has got, I forgot

That certain party of mine

You know what I forgot

This and that and quite a lot

Not a smarty, oh, no

Has she got everything

Yes, she has got everything

That certain party of mine

Hold on, hold on, what are you doing?

Singing in shorthand?

You're speeding

That's better

That certain, that certain party

That certain party of mine

You know what I forgot

This and that and quite a lot

What a smarty

Has she got everything

Yes, she has got everything

That certain party

That certain party

That certain party of mine