That Was A Crazy Game of Poker

Oh, my twenty thrown down in my fist of rage

And the man to my left folded down

Well, Johnny doubled up with a Royal Flush

I had three jacks and a pair of ninesMy mind is turning just two shots more

There's not much left to play

Well, then dude walks in black, hat on top, what a mop

I'm lucky it wasn't a county cop 'cause I'm just running out of timeWho's up for game two, what to do?

My wallets getting thin and I just lost my watch last night

Oh, I got a problem, just one answer got to throw it all down

And kiss it goodbye, yeahThat was a crazy game of poker, I lost it all

But someday, I'll be back again

And I, never to fall, never to fallWho's up for game three?

I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me and I just lost it all

Well, there's a man sittin' next to me, red with smilin' eyes

It's funny, I don't have no money tonight, yeahThat was a crazy game of poker, I lost it all

But someday, I'll be back again

And I, never to fall, never to fallI say, now skitili dat, dat, dat, well, how 'bout that?

I'm coming out the front, never coming out the back

And I walked into the bar yesterday

'Cause I had something to do, something to say

And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn aroundUntil I heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground

I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown

And I said, whatcha doin' in the bar tonight?So, I said, Johnny whatcha doin' tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how about a revolution?

And he said, rightI say oh, you say ah, I say revolution and you say jah

I say oh, you say ah, I say revolution and you say jahAnd I said, whatcha looking at?

He hit me across the face with a bat

I grabbed my .45 and I said, let's get out and goSo he opened the door, and said "whatcha here for?"

I said, I'm wanderin' down the road 44

And I said, I've been walking for about a thousand yearsAnd my feet are growing tired, my eyes, a little wired

Don't know what to do, unless I retire

And he just said, let's play some crazy pokerSo, I said, Johnny whatcha doin' tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how about a revolution?

And he said, rightI say oh, you say ah, I say revolution and you say jah

I say oh, you say ah, I say revolution and you say jahI said, that was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

I said, that was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop

I don't give a shit 'cause I got the drawJohnny just got two eyes, just like mine

And I'm feelin' kind of funky, kinda fine

And I drank a bottle of whiskey before I came

Came to the bar to see what's the same

I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from meAnd to my left was a man, he had no chin

I didn't really think about starting to sin

The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice

He looked kinda mad and I, I felt badBecause I took his money last night, it's kinda funny

But now I'm just strugglin', I need a honey bunny

I don't know what to say anymore

So I'm just gonna go outI said, Johnny whatcha doin' tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, how about a revolution?

And he said, rightI say oh, you say ah, I say revolution and you say jah

I say oh, you say ah, I say revolution and you say jah

I say oh, you say ah, I say revolution and you say jah

I say oh, you say ah, I say revolution and you say jah