Ohh my, 20 throw down in my best bridge
And the man to my left has folded down
Well, Johnny doubled up with a royal flush
I had three jacks and a pair of ninesMy mind is turning, just two shots more
There's not much left to play
Well then dude walks in, black hat on top
What am I, if I'm lucky
Wasn't a county cop 'cause I'm just runnin' out of timeWho's up for game two?
What to do, my wallet's gettin' thin
And I just lost my watch last night
Well I gotta problem, just one answer
Gotta throw it all down and kiss it goodbye
YeahThat was a crazy game of poker
(That was a crazy game of poker)
I lost it all
(I lost it all)
But someday I'll be back again
And I never to fold
(Never to fold)Who's up for game three
I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
And I just lost it all
Well, there's a man sittin' next to meRed, was smiling
'Cause it's funny
I don't have no money tonight
YeahThat was a crazy game of poker
(That was a crazy game of poker)
I lost it all
(I lost it all)
But someday I'll be back again
And I, never to fold
(Never to fold)Bop bop bop
I say now skittleedat dat
Well how bout that?
I'm coming out the front
Never coming out the backAnd I walked into the bar yesterday
'Cause I had something to do, something to say
And Johnny walked in right behind me
And I didn't turn aroundTill I heard the sound of his feet
Falling on the ground
I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown
And I said, "Whatcha doin' in the bar tonight?"So I said, "Johnny whatcha doing tonight?"
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?"
And he said, "Right"I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say die
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say die dah dah
Day day ohAnd I said, "What'cha looking at?"
He hit me across the face with a bat
I grabbed my .45 and I said
"Let's get out and go"So he opened the door and said
"Do what you're here for"
I said, "I'm wandering round the road, four to four"
And I said, "I been walking for about a thousand years"And my feet are growing tired
My eyes a little wired
Don't know what to do unless I retire
And he just said, "Let's play some crazy poker"So I said, "Johnny, whatcha doing tonight?"
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?"
And he said, "Right"I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say die
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say die dah dah
Day day ohI said that was the craziest game of poker
That I ever saw
I said that was the craziest game of poker
That I ever sawBut I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop
Don't give a shit 'cause I got the drop
Johnny just got two eyes just like mine
And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fineAnd I drank a bottle of whiskey 'fore I came
Came to the bar to see what's the same
I saw my man named Johnny
Sittin' across the table from meAnd to my left was a man, he had no chin
Didn't really think about starting a scene
The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice
He looked kinda mad and I felt badBecause I took his money last night it's kinda funny
But now I'm just struggling, I need a honey-bunny
I don't know what to say anymore
So I'm just gonna go out, anywhoSo I said, "Johnny, whatcha doing tonight?"
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, "How 'bout a revolution?"
And he said, "Right"I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say die
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say dieI say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say die
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say die dah dah
Day day oh