That's How They Do It In Dixie

Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots

Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots

Lord, pinch me

That's how they do it in Dixie

Electric slidin' on a sawdust floor

Long-neck chaser for a

Shot of hard core whiskey

That's how they do it in Dixie

Little red Geo, stickers on the window says, "sugar n' spice"

Baby crank the bass up, ride it till you see, girl

Those pink fur dice

Oh, ain't that nice

Down to the river to go for a dip

Rollin' them Levis off of her hip

Goin' big Kenny skinny

That's how they do it in Dixie

Splish splash

Watermelon lip-gloss, kiss beneath the swamp moss

On a moonlit night

Bubble gum perfume, well placed tattoo

Above her hiney, high

Oh my!

Belly button danglin', a twenty minute tan

You know, I'll go to jerry springer if you hit on my man

That girl will throw a hissy

That's how they do it in Dixie

Cut-off jeans an' cowboy boots

Long blonde hair an' dark brown roots

Lord, pinch me

That's how they do it in Dixie

Yeah, yeah

Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie

Whoo I love them girls man

In Dixie

That's how we do it in Dixie

That's right, class, that's how we do it in Dixie

A little Bocephus out here

Bocephus for President

President of the honky-tonk

Aw, had some good ridin' friends on this one