I'm getting pissed and I'll try to explain
Hard to believe that it happened this way
One day I was out at the cemetery
And this dumb motherfucker was taking a leak
So I spun him around and prepared to fight
And I knocked his ass down with all of my might
He begged and he cried as he asked my why
I said, "Son, you're fucking with a family guy".That's my momma you're pissing on
I'm keeping it clean, her gravestone
Hey, Hey, no way, you're getting out alive todayA trip to the crypt and the mausoleum
I've gotta stop cause my fist is getting numb
I guess by now, you think that you've been had
It's not over yet, cause here comes dear old dad
He whips out his belt like a man possessed
I can see what's coming, it's a bloody mess
He's half way through when he shouts out load
"Come on son, Let's make your momma proud"