The Average Man

The average man is thirty-five years old

He owns a car but he dreams of a better one

He's overweight but he's working on losing some

The average man of the street is mad on StreepAnd he will fall in love at least two times in his life

And he will be unfaithful at least three times

He loves his wife but he sometimes dreams of a better one

Co, co, the average man, co, coWhat are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?The average man will spend three hours

Watching moving images on TV everyday

He spends twenty pounds a week on drinking and cigarettes

But every man says he will give up one dayAnd he is unhappy with his general appearance

And will spend over three thousand hours shaving in the mirror

He has a face but he sometimes dreams of a better one

Co, co, the average man, co, coWhat are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?The average man is living for tomorrow

He cared to face the limitations today

Works hard for three-two-six days of the year

For a two week holidayI saw on TV 'bout this man from old Birmingham

Everyday he works seventeen hours

One day he'll come home and shoot both children

And the neighbors said he was an average manWhat are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?Co, co, the average man

What are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?

What are you looking for, average man?

Ain't nothin' average about me, man