The Bad Touch

Ha ha, well now, we call this the act of mating

But there are several other very important differences

Between human beings and animals that you should know aboutI'd appreciate your inputSweat baby, sweat baby

Sex is a Texas drought me

And you do the kind of stuff

That only Prince would sing aboutSo put your hands down my pants

And I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert

And you're getting two thumbs upYou've had enough of two hand touch

You want it rough, you're out of bounds

I want to you smothered, want you covered

Like my waffle house, hash, brownsComin' quicker than Fed Ex

Never reaching apex just like Coca Cola stock

You are inclined to make me rise an hour early

Just like daylight savings timeYou and me baby, aint nothin but mammals

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelLove, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt

Only God knows where we stuck it

HieroglyphicsLet me be pacific

I wanna be down in your south seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean

Means small craft advisorySo if I capsize on your thighs, high tide

B 5, you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on

I'm Mr.Cofee with an automatic dripSo show me yours, I'll show you mine

Tool time, youll love it just like Lyle

And then well do it doggy style

So we can both watch X-filesYou and me baby, aint nothin but mammals

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelYou and me baby, aint nothin but mammals

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelYou and me baby, aint nothin but mammals

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals

So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel